1114 days ago

World's WORSE Joke

Michael from Trentham

At the Cossie Wine Club's Xmas Dinner at landed the worse senseless joke I have ever heard or read :

What is grey and has four legs and a trunk?

A mouse going on a holiday.

Think about it. I didn't.

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2 hours ago

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3 hours ago

Warning to all people living in Gemstone Drive

André & Christi from Birchville

Be on the lookout for this teenager who trespasses properties shortly after midnight. Take note of distinctive clothing.

6 days ago

Poll: Are our Kiwi summer holidays helping us recharge, or holding the economy back? ☀️🥝

The Team from Neighbourly.co.nz

There’s growing debate about whether New Zealand’s extended Christmas break (and the slowdown that comes with it) affects productivity.

Tracy Watkins has weighed in ... now it’s your turn. What’s your take? 🤔

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Are our Kiwi summer holidays helping us recharge, or holding the economy back? ☀️🥝
  • 71.9% We work hard, we deserve a break!
    71.9% Complete
  • 16.3% Hmm, maybe?
    16.3% Complete
  • 11.7% Yes!
    11.7% Complete
1022 votes