Drinking tea is much more dangerous than beer.
As my previous joke needs to be sanitized to be shown :-( I will replace it with this one and hope no teetotalers take it to heart.
Tea is a dangerous and evil substance which makes it worse and more dangerous to drink than beer. Like last night I stayed out drinking 14 beers until 3.00am at the local pub while my wife stayed home drinking tea. When I arrived home peaceful and happy my wife was unbelievably angry and violent . I headed off to bed without arguing while my wife ranted and raved all night long. Please ladies if you can't handle drinking tea just don't drink it as I am sure it has lead to problems in many relationships.
Poll: Are our Kiwi summer holidays helping us recharge, or holding the economy back? ☀️🥝
There’s growing debate about whether New Zealand’s extended Christmas break (and the slowdown that comes with it) affects productivity.
Tracy Watkins has weighed in ... now it’s your turn. What’s your take? 🤔
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72.2% We work hard, we deserve a break!
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17.3% Hmm, maybe?
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10.5% Yes!
Some Choice News!
Many New Zealand gardens aren’t seeing as many monarch butterflies fluttering around their swan plants and flower beds these days — the hungry Asian paper wasp has been taking its toll.
Thanks to people like Alan Baldick, who’s made it his mission to protect the monarch, his neighbours still get to enjoy these beautiful butterflies in their own backyards.
Thinking about planting something to invite more butterflies, bees, and birds into your garden?
Thanks for your mahi, Alan! We hope this brings a smile!
A riddle to start the festive season 🌲🎁🌟
I'm a fruit. If you take away my first letter, I'm a crime. If you take away my first two letters, I'm an animal. If you take away my first and last letter, I'm a form of music. What am I?
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