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1589 days ago

Drinking tea is much more dangerous than beer.

John from East Invercargill

As my previous joke needs to be sanitized to be shown :-( I will replace it with this one and hope no teetotalers take it to heart.
Tea is a dangerous and evil substance which makes it worse and more dangerous to drink than beer. Like last night I stayed out drinking 14 beers until 3.00am at the local pub while my wife stayed home drinking tea. When I arrived home peaceful and happy my wife was unbelievably angry and violent . I headed off to bed without arguing while my wife ranted and raved all night long. Please ladies if you can't handle drinking tea just don't drink it as I am sure it has lead to problems in many relationships.

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