Lie Detector Robot
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it at dinner.
DAD: “Son, where were you today during
School hours?”
SON: “At school!”
ROBOT: Slaps son.
SON: “Ok I went to the movies.”
DAD: “What movie did you watch?”
SON: “Toy Story”
ROBOT Slaps son again
SON: “Ok, it was an x rated movie
DAD: “What!” when I was your age, I never
watched those movies!”
ROBOT Slaps Dad
MUM: “Ha!, he is definitely your son!”
ROBOT Slaps Mum!
Scam Alert: Fake information regarding December Bonuses from MSD
The Ministry of Social Development is reporting that fake information is circulating about new ‘December bonuses’ or ‘benefit increases’
If you get suspicious communication, please contact Netsafe.
Poll: Are Kiwis allergic to “exuberance”? 🥝
In The Post’s opinion piece on the developments set to open across Aotearoa in 2026, John Coop suggests that, as a nation, we’re “allergic to exuberance.”
We want to know: Are we really allergic to showing our excitement?
Is it time to lean into a more optimistic view of the place we call home? As big projects take shape and new opportunities emerge, perhaps it’s worth asking whether a little more confidence (and enthusiasm!) could do us some good.
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41.7% Yes
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33.5% Maybe?
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24.8% No
Fonterra cuts forecast milk forecast after a ninth straight global dairy trade auction dip
Fonterra has cut its forecast Farmgate Milk Price for the 2025/26 season after a ninth straight global dairy trade auction dip.
On Thursday, the Co-op adjusted the forecast range from $9-$10 per kilo of milk solids to $8.50 to $9.50 with the midpoint changing from $9.50 per to $9.
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