Lie Detector Robot
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it at dinner.
DAD: “Son, where were you today during
School hours?”
SON: “At school!”
ROBOT: Slaps son.
SON: “Ok I went to the movies.”
DAD: “What movie did you watch?”
SON: “Toy Story”
ROBOT Slaps son again
SON: “Ok, it was an x rated movie
DAD: “What!” when I was your age, I never
watched those movies!”
ROBOT Slaps Dad
MUM: “Ha!, he is definitely your son!”
ROBOT Slaps Mum!
Poll: 🗑️ Would you be keen to switch to a fortnightly rubbish collection, or do you prefer things as they are?
Aucklanders, our weekly rubbish collections are staying after councillors voted to scrap a proposed trial of fortnightly pick-ups.
We want to hear from you: would you be keen to switch to a fortnightly rubbish collection, or do you prefer things as they are?
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88.9% Same!
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11.1% Would have liked to try something different
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