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215 days ago

Lie Detector Robot

Andrea from Green Bay

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it at dinner.
DAD: “Son, where were you today during
School hours?”
SON: “At school!”
ROBOT: Slaps son.
SON: “Ok I went to the movies.”
DAD: “What movie did you watch?”
SON: “Toy Story”
ROBOT Slaps son again
SON: “Ok, it was an x rated movie
DAD: “What!” when I was your age, I never
watched those movies!”
ROBOT Slaps Dad
MUM: “Ha!, he is definitely your son!”
ROBOT Slaps Mum!

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4 days ago

Neighbourhood Challenge: Who Can Crack This One? ⛓️‍💥❔

The Riddler from The Neighbourly Riddler

What has a head but no brain?

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1 day ago

Poll: 🗑️ Would you be keen to switch to a fortnightly rubbish collection, or do you prefer things as they are?

The Team from Neighbourly.co.nz

Aucklanders, our weekly rubbish collections are staying after councillors voted to scrap a proposed trial of fortnightly pick-ups.

We want to hear from you: would you be keen to switch to a fortnightly rubbish collection, or do you prefer things as they are?

Keen for the details? Read up about the scrapped collection trial here.

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🗑️ Would you be keen to switch to a fortnightly rubbish collection, or do you prefer things as they are?
  • 83% Same!
    83% Complete
  • 17% Would have liked to try something different
    17% Complete
200 votes
26 days ago

Some Choice News!

Kia pai from Sharing the Good Stuff

Many New Zealand gardens aren’t seeing as many monarch butterflies fluttering around their swan plants and flower beds these days — the hungry Asian paper wasp has been taking its toll.

Thanks to people like Alan Baldick, who’s made it his mission to protect the monarch, his neighbours still get to enjoy these beautiful butterflies in their own backyards.

Thinking about planting something to invite more butterflies, bees, and birds into your garden?

Thanks for your mahi, Alan! We hope this brings a smile!

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