Lie Detector Robot
A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it at dinner.
DAD: “Son, where were you today during
School hours?”
SON: “At school!”
ROBOT: Slaps son.
SON: “Ok I went to the movies.”
DAD: “What movie did you watch?”
SON: “Toy Story”
ROBOT Slaps son again
SON: “Ok, it was an x rated movie
DAD: “What!” when I was your age, I never
watched those movies!”
ROBOT Slaps Dad
MUM: “Ha!, he is definitely your son!”
ROBOT Slaps Mum!
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