New Month. New Mayhem. MEGA #5 Is Here Eastbourne’s only news source that dares to cover politics and possum-related cinema
New Month. New Mayhem. MEGA #5 Is Here
Eastbourne’s only news source that dares to cover politics and possum-related cinema.
The Highlights:
CAPTAIN COOKER DYNASTY EXPANDS
A Roman pig with a tax rebellion problem enters the family tree — bacon meets togas.
BISHOP VS THE BACKLASH
Chris Bishop muttered into his beer and accidentally started a national debate.
CHEF GORDON RAMSWINE: Honeycomb Havoc
It’s lavender ice cream with crunch, citrus, and chaos — no pigs, just pride.
FENCED IN & PRICED OUT
Wellington builds an $11m harbour cage — Eastbourne, you’re probably next.
TRADIE RELIABILITY INDEX
Painters are flaky, electricians are clingy, and plumbers still ghost you.
PHANTOM OF PETONE
Hutt City’s heritage map puts a pā underwater — Atlantis, but with consent forms.
DELIVER-HAMS PREMIERES
A pig, a canoe, and a possum walk into a film pitch — and somehow it got made.
EASTBOURNE UNPLUGGED
No auto-tune, no shame, just local bays battling it out for musical chaos.
BOURNE GAMES
Every Tuesday, Eastbourne Bowling Club turns into your winter games den — with pool, darts, cards, bowls, and a buzzing bar.
BARRY CAM™
Hutt’s new surveillance system doubles as a family drama in 1080p.
MILK ECONOMICS
Our milk costs more than Milan’s — even the cows are confused.
WHO’S REALLY RUNNING THIS TOWN?
The election's coming, and the candidates are weird, wonderful, or both.
POLLS ARE USELESS (AND WE LOVE THEM)
The numbers mean nothing, but let’s pretend they do — it’s tradition.
JOIN THE MEGA-VERSE
No fees, no filters, barely any dignity — join us before the next scandal drops.
It’s live. It’s local. It’s a little feral.
Full chaos now at www.mega.kiwi.nz...
Making Eastbourne Great Again (or at least mildly amused).
#MakeEastbourneGreatAgain #MegaMediaWatch #HuttWeHaveAProblem
“Sunshine Kiwi’s Christmas Song,”
After the huge success of MEGA’s Eastbourne Unplugged this year and by public demand we have created a new special for Christmas 2025. And Merry Christmas from the MEGA Crew
It’s finally out — “Sunshine Kiwi’s Christmas Song,” a cinematic Kiwi Christmas moment from Stuffed Kiwi. A tiny kiwi, a huge night sky, and a story only New Zealand could tell.
Hello to all the NZ kids watching — this is a brand-new adventure for our little bird, filled with wonder, surprises, and Christmas magic. Watch it, share it, sing along, and help spread the festive cheer. Please share this link with your friends and family.
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#SunshineKiwi #StuffedKiwiStudios #KiwiChristmas #NZKids #ChristmasSong
A riddle to start the festive season 🌲🎁🌟
I'm a fruit. If you take away my first letter, I'm a crime. If you take away my first two letters, I'm an animal. If you take away my first and last letter, I'm a form of music. What am I?
Do you think you know the answer? Simply 'Like' this post if you know the answer and the big reveal will be posted in the comments at 2pm on the day!
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