A little funny for hump day
Weather Forecasting
The king wanted to go fishing, and he asked the royal weather forecaster the forecast for the next few hours.
The palace meteorologist assured him that there was no chance of rain.
So the king and the queen went fishing.
On the way he met a man with a fishing pole riding on a donkey, and he asked the man if the fish were biting.
The fisherman said, "Your Majesty, you should return to the palace! In just a short time I expect a huge rain storm."
The king replied: "I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an educated and experienced professional. Besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him."
So the king continued on his way.
However, in a short time torrential rain fell from the sky. The King and Queen were totally soaked.
Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the meteorologist.
Then he summoned the fisherman and offered him the prestigious position of royal forecaster.
The fisherman said, "Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey's ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain."
So the king hired the donkey.
And so began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in influential positions of government.
The practice is unbroken to this day.
Lest we forget...
On this ANZAC Day, let's take a moment to remember and honor the brave men and women who have served and continue to serve our country.
Tell us who are you honouring today. Whether it's a story from the battlefield or a memory of a family member who fought in the war, we'd love you to share your stories below.
Poll: Does the building consent process need to change?
We definitely need homes that are fit to live in but there are often frustrations when it comes to getting consent to modify your own home.
Do you think changes need made to the current process for building consent? Share your thoughts below.
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91.3% Yes
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8.2% No
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Aqua Zumba party at West Wave *TONIGHT* Friday 26 April - starts at 7:00
hey WESTIES - I've got a spare ticket to an awesome Aqua Zumba party at West Wave *TONIGHT* Friday 26 April - starts at 7:00
I'm going - I000% WILL BE THERE - got a *spare* ticket if anyone wants one - almost sold out - just a few tickets left - so if you're keen, only got ONE ticket - got it as an 'early bird' so only $20
there are ONLY a few more... $25 on the door - please contact Megan Kapma directly - 0211336892 - or via Facebook
(if you can't come tonight - you can always come join in the fun of Aqua Zumba at West Wave, 9:30am every Wednesday)
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