Massey, Auckland

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5 days ago

Vaccinations and Underlying conditions

Avinesh from Ranui

Firstly let's do our part and stay home, stay safe and get vaccinated IF and WHEN you can. I say IF, because there are some of us in the community that have certain underlying conditions that possibly could suffer a potential relapse from the vaccine. Now, I am not saying I am an expert or … View moreFirstly let's do our part and stay home, stay safe and get vaccinated IF and WHEN you can. I say IF, because there are some of us in the community that have certain underlying conditions that possibly could suffer a potential relapse from the vaccine. Now, I am not saying I am an expert or have the abundance of knowledge as the experts, however if you have an underlying condition that could potentially affect your health post vaccine, please do consult your specialist. I only say it based on personal experience where I suffer from nephrotic syndrome, have been in remission and off medication for past 5 years. Had my first jab back in July and in 8 days suffered a relapse to the higher end of the condition. Upon some research, obviously overseas based especially in the UK and States, it is found that the pfizer could cause relapses of nephrotic syndrome. So, if you have kidney conditions do speak to your specialist. I could be a special case, but who knows maybe this information could help you from not going back to square one in your journey to recovery. Stay safe

3 days ago

๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜„Just one more week ... yeah right๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Fiona from Henderson

Kia kaha Aucklanders - we can do it, maybe not for this long but we can do it ๐Ÿ˜

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2 days ago

Friday's funny: ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ€A Rat in a Bar๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ˜€

Fiona from Henderson

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?"

The bartender considers it, then agrees.

The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat.

He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano.

The rat … View more
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?"

The bartender considers it, then agrees.

The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat.

He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano.

The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.

After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the night, the bartender thinks that nothing could possibly top the first trick so he agrees.

The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the rat's music.

While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog.

"Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale."

The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front.

"No," he insists, "he's not for sale."

The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash.

The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money.

"Are you insane?" the bartender demanded.

"That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!"

"Don't worry about it." the man answered. "The frog was really nothing special. You see, the rat's a ventriloquist."

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7 days ago

Apprenticeship opportunities in Auckland

Competenz

Hey Auckland
We are back with some more awesome apprenticeship opportunities for you, Check them out!
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12 hours ago

Cotton On 2 Piece Outfit Size small to medium

Rachael from Massey

Cotton On 2 Piece Outfit Size small to medium. Contactless pickup triangle road massey FREE FREE FREE

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12 hours ago

FREE spa shell,royal heights,massey

Gary from Massey

6ft sq light blue out of the ground & on the side of the driveway.Ideal fixup,fishpond Dog bath etc...ph Gary 8325580

Free

1 day ago

Warm welcome to Climate Insights

Neighbourly

We're very excited to announce Climate Insights as our new Neighbourly partner.

Climate insights is looking forward to supporting the Neighbourly community, helping kiwis protect their homes against climate change and live better within their communities. Climate Insights use science-based… View more
We're very excited to announce Climate Insights as our new Neighbourly partner.

Climate insights is looking forward to supporting the Neighbourly community, helping kiwis protect their homes against climate change and live better within their communities. Climate Insights use science-based information to provide toolsย and guidance as we strive to become more sustainable and resilient.ย 

Please join us in welcoming Climate Insights and stay tuned for localised climate information, tools and much more!
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1 day ago

Saturday's funny: ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿš—New red Mercedes๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ˜€

Fiona from Henderson

An elderly lady was stopped and about to pull into a parking space when a young man in his new red Mercedes went around her and parked in the space she was waiting for.

The little old lady was so upset that she went up to the man and said, "I was going to park there!"

The man said, … View more
An elderly lady was stopped and about to pull into a parking space when a young man in his new red Mercedes went around her and parked in the space she was waiting for.

The little old lady was so upset that she went up to the man and said, "I was going to park there!"

The man said, "That's what you can do when you're young and quick.โ€

This really upset the lady even more, so she got in her car and backed it up and then she stomped on the gas and plowed right into his Mercedes.

The young man ran back to his car and asked, "What did you do that for?"

The little old lady smiled and told him, "That's what you can do when you're old and rich!"

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1 day ago

Harrington Road lights - A BIG thank you

Murray from Henderson

I have been running some of my Xmas lights the last few weeks to help brighten people lives each nite and will continue to do so until we get down a level or two.
This morning when I went out to check the letterbox there was a lovely thank you note from a young lady by the name of Savannah. (see … View more
I have been running some of my Xmas lights the last few weeks to help brighten people lives each nite and will continue to do so until we get down a level or two.
This morning when I went out to check the letterbox there was a lovely thank you note from a young lady by the name of Savannah. (see attached photo).


To Savannah its great that you enjoy the lights and you are welcome to watch them each nite.


Murray

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3 days ago

Stolen Classic Landrover rego

Colin from Henderson

From Westgate, rego IM6779, Ph Ray: 021355472

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1 day ago

Looking for some cooking inspiration?

Stuff

Look no further! Join Sam Mannering on Thursday the 23rd of September and cook your dinner along with him.

Whatโ€™s on the menu? Sam is going to teach you how to make curry from scratch, and for dessert, a tarte tatin.

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6 days ago

Lockdown extended - help a small business

David Downs from SOS Business

Urgh - another week of lockdown. Another week of no coffee, missing takeaways, and shaggy hair. Please consider helping a small business by buying a voucher for that thing you miss the most - they get the cash now, when they need it, and you can look forward to using your voucher when we can. … View moreUrgh - another week of lockdown. Another week of no coffee, missing takeaways, and shaggy hair. Please consider helping a small business by buying a voucher for that thing you miss the most - they get the cash now, when they need it, and you can look forward to using your voucher when we can. Win/win.

4 days ago

Wednesday's funny: ๐Ÿ˜€๐ŸŠCrocodile Farm๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ˜€

Fiona from Henderson

When a group of tourists visited a crocodile farm, the owner of the place launched a daring proposal, "Whoever dares to jump, swim to shore and survive, I will give $1 million dollars."

Nobody dared to move, suddenly a man jumped into the water and desperately swam towards the shore … View more
When a group of tourists visited a crocodile farm, the owner of the place launched a daring proposal, "Whoever dares to jump, swim to shore and survive, I will give $1 million dollars."

Nobody dared to move, suddenly a man jumped into the water and desperately swam towards the shore while he was chased by all the crocodiles.

With great luck he arrived, taking the admiration of everyone in the place, then the owner announced; "We have a brave winner."

After collecting their reward, the couple returned to the hotel.
Upon arrival, the manager told him that he was very brave to jump, then the man said, "I didn't jump, someone pushed me!"

His wife smiled ...

Moral: "Behind every successful man, there is a woman who pushes him."

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2 days ago

FREE spa shell,royal heights,massey

Gary from Massey

2 metres square, light blue out of ground & on the side of the driveway.Good for fixing,fishpond,dog bath etc.....ph Gary 8325580

Free

3 days ago

Electrical Services

Todd from West Harbour

Hi everyone, I'm Todd Field and Im the owner of Dr Sparky Electrical Ltd. I am an experienced (18 years) registered electrician. Me and my team are based in West Auckland and happy to offer competitive electrical services to those needing repairs or installs or switchboard conversions. We … View moreHi everyone, I'm Todd Field and Im the owner of Dr Sparky Electrical Ltd. I am an experienced (18 years) registered electrician. Me and my team are based in West Auckland and happy to offer competitive electrical services to those needing repairs or installs or switchboard conversions. We also look after the electrical needs of commercial and business properties. My speciality is repairing commericial food equipment used in cafes, restaurants, bakeries and supermarkets. So get in touch by texting or calling me on 021 508571 and we can help you and arrnage a quote. Stay safe out there.

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