39 days ago

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John from Avondale

Toy box will need a van or Ute.john 0276615983

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5 hours ago

A little funny for hump day

Fiona from Henderson

Weather Forecasting

The king wanted to go fishing, and he asked the royal weather forecaster the forecast for the next few hours.
The palace meteorologist assured him that there was no chance of rain.
So the king and the queen went fishing.
On the way he met a man with a fishing pole riding on a donkey, and he asked the man if the fish were biting.
The fisherman said, "Your Majesty, you should return to the palace! In just a short time I expect a huge rain storm."
The king replied: "I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an educated and experienced professional. Besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him."
So the king continued on his way.
However, in a short time torrential rain fell from the sky. The King and Queen were totally soaked.
Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the meteorologist.
Then he summoned the fisherman and offered him the prestigious position of royal forecaster.
The fisherman said, "Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey's ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain."
So the king hired the donkey.
And so began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in influential positions of government.
The practice is unbroken to this day.

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5 hours ago

AND.....a Dianthus that's just opened up in my garden this evening!!!!!!!! =O

Sharon from Te Atatu South

I was NOT expecting to see that open quite so soon - I thought they were a long way off, because I'd seen no sign of them opening until now! =O Heh. =P And I know it's not apparent, but there's eight buds around and below this flower!!!!!!!! =O I didn't know this until I checked. =O But I LOVE the pinky colours!!!!!!!! =D ENJOY!!!!!!!! =D Heheheheh!!!!! =D

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5 days ago

I wonder if WINZ will give me accommodation supplement for this place?๐Ÿ˜ณ

Fiona from Henderson

For this particular 2 bedroom house with 1 bathroom, I think I may have to find a few jobs to afford this place or camp out down at my local WINZ office for some serious help๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„
With so many countries eyeing up New Zealand as a wonderful place to live, maybe they are targeting the ambassador market just to get the lay of the land.
Still, 38 people have eyeballed this post on Trade Me. I think I will have competition to get this place.
P.S. Yes, I know it must be a typo, they can't be serious. That's why I posted a screen grab before they correct it ๐Ÿ˜
www.trademe.co.nz...

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