1537 days ago

Monday's Funny: ๐Ÿ˜„๐ŸžOne for the boys๐Ÿž๐Ÿ˜„

Fiona from Henderson

A Navy Master Chief's wife sends a text to the Master Chief saying, โ€œHoney, don't forget to buy some bread when you come home from work and your girlfriend Valerie says hi.โ€

The Master Chief texted back, "Who's Valerie?!"

The wife answered, "Nobody, I just wanted you to answer and to have confirmation that you saw my text."

The Master Chief replied, "Oh ok, because Iโ€™m with Valerie right now, I thought you saw me!"

The wife, who is taken aback, texted, "What??! Where are you?!"

The Master Chief responded, "Near the grocery store."

The wife then texted, "Wait, Iโ€™m coming right now!"

About 10 minutes later, the Master Chief's wife sends a message stating, "Iโ€™m at the store, where are you?!"

The Master Chief replied, "Iโ€™m at work. Now that youโ€™re at the store, don't forget to buy the bread!"
๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

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9 hours ago

Poll: ๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ Would you be keen to switch to a fortnightly rubbish collection, or do you prefer things as they are?

The Team from Neighbourly.co.nz

Aucklanders, our weekly rubbish collections are staying after councillors voted to scrap a proposed trial of fortnightly pick-ups.

We want to hear from you: would you be keen to switch to a fortnightly rubbish collection, or do you prefer things as they are?

Keen for the details? Read up about the scrapped collection trial here.

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๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ Would you be keen to switch to a fortnightly rubbish collection, or do you prefer things as they are?
  • 88.9% Same!
    88.9% Complete
  • 11.1% Would have liked to try something different
    11.1% Complete
36 votes
3 days ago

Scam Alert: Fake information regarding December Bonuses from MSD

The Team from Neighbourly.co.nz

The Ministry of Social Development is reporting that fake information is circulating about new โ€˜December bonusesโ€™ or โ€˜benefit increasesโ€™

If you get suspicious communication, please contact Netsafe.

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2 days ago

Neighbourhood Challenge: Who Can Crack This One? โ›“๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’ฅโ”

The Riddler from The Neighbourly Riddler

What has a head but no brain?

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