The Flint Street Nativity, Dolphin Theatre
Mizzis Horrocks’s class of seven-year-olds is about to perform their nativity play at Flint Street Junior School for their proud mums and dads – and the occasional social worker. Squabbles arise when Gabriel wants to play Mary, the Star grumbles that he’s not a proper star (like at NASA), Herod won’t stop waving to his parents and the subversive Innkeeper insists on livening up the traditional script. And then the stick insect escapes …
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Impossible Relationship Standards?
Together for over 25 years.
Married for over 16 years.
I look around.
Flowers? Check.
Chocolates? Toblerone - Double Check.
Cuddles? Check. And Check again.
AND breakfast in bed for my wife every day.
‘Impossible Relationship Standards’ my ass.
I call it a lack of effort.
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