Make Eastbourne Great Again MAY #4 Edition - All New - Mayhem!
Eastbourne’s only news source brave enough to serve satire with a side of scandal.
WHO IS CAPTAIN COOKER?
Not just a pig or a logo—he’s a movement. A legacy of rebellion is coming to light.
INTRODUCING CHEF GORDON RAMSWINE
Our furious new foodie delivers flame and flavour. First dish: Bushfire Chop with Smoked Apple & Kawakawa. Charred. Controversial. Definitely not vegan.
DRAGONS' TEETH ALERT
New concrete chunks line the cycleway. Safety or sabotage? You decide.
PUKATEA SANDS RESORT CASINO CHAOS
Locals rage over Eastbourne’s Vegas moment. Will retirees bet the bach?
Say Hello to MIKE HOGSKIN
Hosting NewSquawkZB. It’s grunty, gritty, and gloriously off-leash.
MEGA ENTERTAINMENT GOES LIVE
From Springsteen's mid-concert meltdown to our blockbuster-in-the-barn Silence of the Hams, the new MEGA magazine section.
EUROVISION & ECO WARS
Should Eastbourne host its own version of Eurovision? Should we ‘twin-city’ with somewhere like Dull, Scotland? And who exactly is that green-leaning local with the beard, boots, and attitude of Clarkson on a compost bender?
LOCAL BODY ELECTION SAFARI
Barry's out, Tui’s been found, Bruce just… reappeared. Who’s lurking next?
ENOUGH CAFÉS & REAL ESTATE AGENTS
Flat whites flood the coast—but where’s the food worth sitting for?
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“Sunshine Kiwi’s Christmas Song,”
After the huge success of MEGA’s Eastbourne Unplugged this year and by public demand we have created a new special for Christmas 2025. And Merry Christmas from the MEGA Crew
It’s finally out — “Sunshine Kiwi’s Christmas Song,” a cinematic Kiwi Christmas moment from Stuffed Kiwi. A tiny kiwi, a huge night sky, and a story only New Zealand could tell.
Hello to all the NZ kids watching — this is a brand-new adventure for our little bird, filled with wonder, surprises, and Christmas magic. Watch it, share it, sing along, and help spread the festive cheer. Please share this link with your friends and family.
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#SunshineKiwi #StuffedKiwiStudios #KiwiChristmas #NZKids #ChristmasSong
A riddle to start the festive season 🌲🎁🌟
I'm a fruit. If you take away my first letter, I'm a crime. If you take away my first two letters, I'm an animal. If you take away my first and last letter, I'm a form of music. What am I?
Do you think you know the answer? Simply 'Like' this post if you know the answer and the big reveal will be posted in the comments at 2pm on the day!
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Think you can spot a scam from a mile away?
You might be surprised. Scammers are getting slicker, sneakier, and a whole lot more convincing, and they’re targeting everyone from students to grandparents.
Before you brush it off with “I’d never fall for that,” give your scam radar a quick tune-up! Test yourself with Netsafe’s fun new Scam Spotting Quiz or try our online module for even more skill-building.
Scams can catch anyone — even the careful ones.
Keep your wits (and your wallet) about you!
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