Flatmate wanted
Flatmate wanted $250 incl expenses(water/unlimited fibre internet/power) to share with one other 37 year old female and lots of animals in large 4 bedroom home. Also one female flatmate living in separate sleepout.
Please txt 0225900164.
Thankyou !
Impossible Relationship Standards?
Together for over 25 years.
Married for over 16 years.
I look around.
Flowers? Check.
Chocolates? Toblerone - Double Check.
Cuddles? Check. And Check again.
AND breakfast in bed for my wife every day.
‘Impossible Relationship Standards’ my ass.
I call it a lack of effort.
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