Moronic funeral insurance ads
Can't reach for the fast-forward/mute quick enough! There appears to be a competition between the companies as to which one can include the most of these in one commercial.....When the final whistle blows, taking your last bow, blow out your last candle, kicking the bucket, crossing over to the other side, keel over, popping your clogs, bite the dust, pushing up daisies, riding off into the sunset, the big sleep, shuffling off, fall off your perch, playing your last note, when the final curtain falls, turning up your toes, join the heavenly choir, going to your eternal rest, when the final bell rings, when your time is up and.....headed upstairs, ha ha ha, God give me strength.
Suspicious Guy
Keep an eye on this guy, pretended to read the water meter, then wandered up the drive crowbar in hand when I asked what he wanted he said power and is there a dog.We have smart meters. He opened my neighbours gate (we are 3 units) and went in the back of her place with his crowbar. My son went round there and he took off. Police informed.
Poll: 🗑️ Would you be keen to switch to a fortnightly rubbish collection, or do you prefer things as they are?
Aucklanders, our weekly rubbish collections are staying after councillors voted to scrap a proposed trial of fortnightly pick-ups.
We want to hear from you: would you be keen to switch to a fortnightly rubbish collection, or do you prefer things as they are?
Keen for the details? Read up about the scrapped collection trial here.
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83.6% Same!
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16.4% Would have liked to try something different
Time’s Running Out - Score Your Dream Bed Today!
Hey neighbours!
Our Boxing Day Bed Sale is still on, but it’s ending soon! If you’ve been thinking about upgrading your bed, now’s the perfect time to act.
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