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2565 days ago

It's the season to be happy & jolly and......LAUGHTER certainly is.....the best medicine!!!

Brian from New Lynn

1. Advertisement In A Long Island Shop:
Guitar, for sale....... Cheap...............no strings attached.
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2. Ad In Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!
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3. On a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives.
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4. When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...
I Gave Up Reading
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5. My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses....
He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.
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6. You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When:
Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick..
Or when your Son starts To wipe It Off
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7. Sign In A Bar:
'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance.'
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8. Sign In Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way....
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9. Behind Every Great Man,
There Is A Surprised Woman.
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10. The Reason Men Lie Is Because
Women Ask too Many Questions..
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11. Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Snore And You sleep Alone
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12. The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The
Universe Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.
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13. Sign At A Barber's Saloon in Detroit :
We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business..
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14. Sign In A Restaurant:
All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.
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Laughter makes you happy, it works faster than alcohol..!!! 😄😄😄
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