It's the season to be happy & jolly and......LAUGHTER certainly is.....the best medicine!!!
1. Advertisement In A Long Island Shop:
Guitar, for sale....... Cheap...............no strings attached.
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2. Ad In Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!
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3. On a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives.
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4. When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...
I Gave Up Reading
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5. My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses....
He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.
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6. You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When:
Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick..
Or when your Son starts To wipe It Off
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7. Sign In A Bar:
'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please do Pay In Advance.'
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8. Sign In Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way....
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9. Behind Every Great Man,
There Is A Surprised Woman.
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10. The Reason Men Lie Is Because
Women Ask too Many Questions..
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11. Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Snore And You sleep Alone
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12. The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The
Universe Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.
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13. Sign At A Barber's Saloon in Detroit :
We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business..
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14. Sign In A Restaurant:
All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.
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Laughter makes you happy, it works faster than alcohol..!!! 😄😄😄
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Poll: Do you set New Year’s resolutions?
🎉 2026 is almost here!
We’re curious ... how do you welcome it?
Do you set resolutions, follow special traditions, or just go with the flow?
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10.2% Yes! New Year, New Me
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20% Yes - but I rarely stick to them
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69.8% Nah - not for me
Witnesses sought in relation to mass disorder on K-Road Auckland
Police are appealing to the public for any footage they may have of the mass disorder that occurred on Karangahape Road in Auckland in the early hours of Sunday 28 December.
Emergency services were called to the disorder around 3.41am where it is estimated around over 50 people were present.
A Police investigation is underway after there were three serious assaults on and around Karangahape Road during the mass disorder.
A portal has been set up to allow the public to upload any footage they have of the disorder and the serious assaults.
The portal is https://dahr.nc3.govt.nz/
Police have arrested one person but are asking for help to identify and locate others involved.
• Around 4:15am there was a serious assault outside the Crown Bar on Queen Street.
A 33-year-old man received serious injuries and was hospitalised.
The offender is still unknown, and the Police file number is 251228/4647.
• Around 4:30am there was another serious assault on a Cobden Steet just off Karangahape Road.
A 27-year-old man received serious injuries and was hospitalised.
The offender is still unknown, and the Police file number is 251228/4462.
• Around 5am there was third serious assault at the Mobil Service Station on the corner or Karangahape Road and Ponsonby Road.
A 46-year-old man received serious injuries and was hospitalised.
A 21-year-old man has been charged with wounding with intent to cause grievous bodily harm.
He has been bailed to appear in court again on 16 January 2026.
The Police file number is 251228/4774.
Police would like to speak to anyone who has witnessed or filmed the assaults.
Witnesses can call Police directly on 105.
Please quote one of the above file numbers.
Scam Alert: Fake information regarding December Bonuses from MSD
The Ministry of Social Development is reporting that fake information is circulating about new ‘December bonuses’ or ‘benefit increases’
If you get suspicious communication, please contact Netsafe.
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