1546 days ago

Sunday's Funny: ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿง˜๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿง˜๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธSecrets to Inner Peace๐Ÿง˜๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง˜๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜„

Fiona from Henderson

๐Ÿ”ธIf you can start the day without caffeine,

๐Ÿ”ธIf you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

๐Ÿ”ธIf you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,

๐Ÿ”ธIf you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,

๐Ÿ”ธIf you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,

๐Ÿ”ธIf you can take criticism and blame without resentment,

๐Ÿ”ธIf you can conquer tension without medical help,

๐Ÿ”ธIf you can relax without alcohol,

๐Ÿ”ธIf you can sleep without the aid of drugs,


Then you are probably....



The Family Dog!

And you thought I was going to get all spiritual ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

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More messages from your neighbours
4 days ago

Neighbourhood Challenge: Who Can Crack This One? โ›“๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’ฅโ”

The Riddler from The Neighbourly Riddler

What has a head but no brain?

Do you think you know the answer? Simply 'Like' this post if you know the answer and the big reveal will be posted in the comments at 2pm on the day!

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3 hours ago

Boxing Day Alert! Grab a Mattress That Feels Out of This World

Beds4U - Avondale

Ever wondered what itโ€™s like to sleep on a mattress designed by NASA? Tempur started in space, and now itโ€™s here to give you next-level comfort right at home!

Imagine a mattress that cradles every curve, reduces pressure, blocks your partnerโ€™s tossing and turning, and lasts for years. Side sleeper, back sleeper, or somewhere in between - thereโ€™s a Tempur just for you.

Even better? Perfect timing! Our Boxing Day Sale is happening now! Itโ€™s the perfect chance to grab your dream mattress and upgrade your sleep before the year ends.

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Neighbours, your dream bed is waiting - donโ€™t let another sleepless night pass!

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1 day ago

Poll: ๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ Would you be keen to switch to a fortnightly rubbish collection, or do you prefer things as they are?

The Team from Neighbourly.co.nz

Aucklanders, our weekly rubbish collections are staying after councillors voted to scrap a proposed trial of fortnightly pick-ups.

We want to hear from you: would you be keen to switch to a fortnightly rubbish collection, or do you prefer things as they are?

Keen for the details? Read up about the scrapped collection trial here.

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๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ Would you be keen to switch to a fortnightly rubbish collection, or do you prefer things as they are?
  • 83.9% Same!
    83.9% Complete
  • 16.1% Would have liked to try something different
    16.1% Complete
217 votes