29 days ago

Monday's Funny: ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ‘ฑโ€โ™€๏ธThe Blonde Waitress๐Ÿ‘ฑโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜„

Fiona from Henderson

"How come you're late?" asks the bartender as the blonde waitress walks in the door.

"It was awful," she explains. "I was walking down Elm street and there was this terrible accident. A man was lying in the middle of the street.
He was thrown from his car. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere.
Thank goodness I took that first aid course, all my training came back to me in a flash."

"What did you do?" asks the bartender.

"I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting!"

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More messages from your neighbours
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3 days ago

MY LOCAL LIKE.

Peter from Henderson

MIKE JACKSON VECHICLE SERVICING.I have been using this
service for many years, in fact even
longer since mike jackson who started it up was still running it.
great people great service
great fair prices.
THEY ARE THE BEST.๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ™Š

1 day ago

LOCKDOWN

Linda from Henderson

UNBELIEVABLE!!. When is this ever going to end? Come November 1st, no doubt there will still be ongoing restrictions to our freedom.
What I resent so much, is that those of us who have been vacccinated for months, played the game, did every thing we were meant to, and still we are locked down.
All these Govt. promises that when Auckland reaches 90% vaccination we will have more freedom. What a joke. 89% vacccinated, how can it take until 1st November to vaccinate 1%.
I am so angry at all these months of being dictated to as to how I can live my life. Or not live it, might be more accurate!

5 hours ago

Here's a cool idea for communicating with your neighbours without technology or breaching alert level rules...

The Team from Neighbourhood Support New Zealand

Each household gets 3 pieces of coloured paper that can be displayed in a window or on a door that others can easily see.

- Green is for I'm OK

- Yellow is for needing help or a check-in

- Red is for an emergency

This is a safe and simple way let others know how you're doing while also looking out for others in your community.

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