desperately seeking vacuum cleaner
Does anyone have a vacuum cleaner that needs a new loving home? I will gladly take it off your hands, love it and care for it, for its entire life. Sadly my previous vacuum gasped its last breath last week and, having wooden floors, and two wee dogs in the house, I need a vacuum to eat all the dust bunnies that collect on a daily basis. I can collect. Thanks.
Impossible Relationship Standards?
Together for over 25 years.
Married for over 16 years.
I look around.
Flowers? Check.
Chocolates? Toblerone - Double Check.
Cuddles? Check. And Check again.
AND breakfast in bed for my wife every day.
‘Impossible Relationship Standards’ my ass.
I call it a lack of effort.
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