TAKEN, STOLEN, REMOVED, BORROWED, WHATEVER.
HAS ANYONE SEEN A LONELY PURPLE SHOE WANDERING AROUND WITHOUT IT'S MATE?
IT WAS UNDER THE RED HATTER'S CHRISTMAS TREE AT THE CATHEDRAL....BUT FOR SOME REASON OR ANOTHER, IT HAS BEEN RELOCATED TO ANOTHER ADDRESS.
SOMEONE MUST HAVE FELT THAT THEIR NEED OF 1 GLITTERY, VERY HIGHT-HEELED PURPLE PATENT LEATHER SHOE, WAS GREATER THAN OURS.
Beneath the branches of our Cathedral tree,
A quiet plea rings solemnly:
The Red Hatters' shoe, a cherished charm,
Now rests away, safe from its warm.
Oh, wandering hand, what made you stray,
To take our lovely shoe away?
The Hatters now will shed a tear,
With only one shoe of the lovely pair.
Return the shoe, let kindness lead,
It was a simple act, a heartfelt deed.
Return the shoe to where it belongs,
And mend the place of broken songs.
WE ARE CERTAIN THAT 1 SHOE IS NOT MUCH USE TO U.
****WE WOULD LIKE IT BACK PLEASE,****
OR MAKE AN OFFER FOR THE OTHER ONE..LOL.
FANCY HAVING THE NERVE OR THE CHEEK TO DO THAT IN THE CATHEDRAL.
**Please message me and arrange to return it to us.***
Show us your creative backyard build
We hope you've been enjoying the Neighbourly Backyard Awards so far, we know we have!
It is time for our last award. And the category is....Most creative backyard build
It could be a planter box, an outdoor table or even a backyard bar. We just want to see the sanctuary you've created in your backyard.
So share a photo, or two, in a comment below of your creation or backyard set up a to be in to win a $100 Mitre10 voucher. Winner will be announced next Monday 🛝🪴🛖
Poll: Do you have a pet at home?
Neighbourly members LOVE their pets, whether it's a smoochy cat, a trusty pup or even a feathered friend.
We'd like to know how many of you who see this post actually have a pet at home. Let us know in the poll below!
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74% Yes - I have a pet / multiple pets
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7.7% Not currently, but one day!
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18.3% Nope, I live in a pet-free home
These Riddles Have Stumped Geniuses 🧐—Can You Crack Them?
I can be held in your hand but never weighed, given away but never lost, and though I can break, I never make a sound—what am I?
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